When you see a slice of cheese pizza marked as explicit lol lol lol
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you can save this cake by adding “Well :)”
“Well :). You’ve Aged.”
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YEET
When you see a slice of cheese pizza marked as explicit lol lol lol
How to create the creepy mirror effect using a panorama. By lililwanjun10
This is so frickin cool
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Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ every day.
Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯
I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.
(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)
Perpetual loneliness.
im the shy homie
When you spend five hours of your day off masturbating

Figured this out today.
I’m not depressed. I’m just selfish, pessimistic, and without self esteem lol.
I’m also afraid of making emotional connections lol.
Don’t make that shit.
I’ve work in the morning. Damn it.
Edit: now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure everybody is like this ja? Nicht gut nicht gut.